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周末了，阿二送上一个简单的英语小笑话，很简单，朋友们都能看懂，大家可以看英语就行了。后面我只简单地翻译一下。祝大家周末愉快。

A Priest was about to finish his tour of duty, and was leaving his Mission in the jungle where he has spent years teaching the natives when he realizes that the one thing he never taught them was how to speak English. So he takes the chief for a walk in the forest. He points to a tree and says to the chief, ‘This is a tree.’ The chief looks at the tree and grunts,’Tree.’

The Priest is pleased with the response. They walk a little further and he points to a rock and says, ‘This is a rock.’ Hearing this, the chief looks and grunts, ‘Rock.’

The Priest was really getting enthusiastic about the results when he hears a rustling in the bushes. As they peek over the top, he sees a couple of natives in the midst of heavy sexual activity. The Priest is really flustered and quickly responds,  ‘Man riding a bike.’

The chief looks at the couple briefly, pulls out his blowgun and kills them.

The Priest goes ballistic and yells at the chief that he has spent years teaching the tribe how to be civilized and be kind to each other, so how could he kill these people in cold blood that way?

The chief replied, ‘My bike.’

Enjoy your day and remember to keep off the roads when riding someone else’s bicycle! [via]

一个牧师即将离开他布道数年的丛林部落，心中稍有遗憾，有一件事情一直没有完成，就是没有教这些土著说英语。因此，他决定找机会来了解心愿，带这个部落的酋长在森林里散步。这时，牧师指着一棵树，对酋长说，“This is a tree.”。酋长看了看，然后咕哝着说：“Tree.”。

牧师听到酋长的回应感到很欣慰。他们往前又走了一段路，然后牧师又指着一块岩石说，“This is a rock.”。酋长听了以后，看了看又咕哝着说：“Rock.”。

这时，牧师听到灌木从那边沙沙作响，越过灌木丛，牧师看到一对土著男女正在兴高采烈地干那事，牧师心中稍微一震，迅速对酋长说，“Man riding a bike.”（男人在骑单车）。

酋长扫了一眼这对狗男女，二话不说，掏出吹箭筒，将二人毙在当下。

牧师一看气急败坏，对着酋长大喊大叫。心想，自己苦心布道多年，教授土著们变得文明开化，相互尊重。没想到，到头来要走了，他们还是这么冷血，动不动就大开杀戒。

酋长仅仅说了一句话，“My bike.”（我的单车）。

哈哈，朋友们，偷骑别人的单车时，切记要远离马路啊！